How to stop growing up by:Paige

Paige: "Mommy I told you to name Reagan Ella."
Mommy: "Paige how about when you get older you can name your baby Ella."
Paige: " I do not want to move out of this house because if I leave that means that I have to have kids and I am not growing up."
Mommy: "Paige you have to grow up."
Paige: "No I do not I will stop eating my birthday cakes and that means I will not grow up."
Mommy: "So if you don't want your cake that means you don't want any presents either."
Paige: " No mom I want presents but I am not going to eat the cake because that makes you get older."

Who knew that was the secret just don't eat your cake and you will stay young forever